Recycle sins

Rain stopped prayer.
It never drains when it pours.
There’s many a true word spoken as  a test.
“Tis better to have lived at cost,than never to have lived at all.
Where have all the showers gone?
I love you only once a day.
Wisdom is the king of humour.
He shall tear his frock…. stop stealing my clothes!
Was Jerusalem built here,in England’s mares and evil spheres?
We here believe Jesus was white and an Englishman,
I wish you a merry Litmus.
Please don’t leer at the women.They are all wearing vests.
I was tried many times and pleaded for sanity.
Where have all the old men gone?
If,homeless kindly sleep in Church.Thank me,too.
If depressed kindly weep in Church.
If shy,please don’t mention it.
If worried you may gnaw your kneeler.
If paranoid,we are looking at you sideways.
If fasting,kindly faint quietly.
If abstaining,please weep softly.
If dead please report to the Vicar.
If wicked please play away.
Tread lightly for I have shared all my dreams.
Don’t stop till the gnats have all stung.
The vicar went out with a wrangler.
If you need legal advice you are in the wrong place.
Fish and whips available in the bookstore.
Handcuffs are going up as Marks And Spencer go down…
If completely expired keep mum.
If past your use by date don’t rot till after the service then kindly place your body in the compost heap and you can call your soul your own for a while.

Whip up a mousse for the desert.
If weighed down by sins kindly recycle them in the church Bin.