The books as heard by toddlers

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St Sprawls e-whistles
Bitter to the Fallopians
St Quark’s Nostril
St Hath You ‘s Hostel
St Look in Borstal
St Ron’s curds.
St Belle Rang
The End of the Curled is next week
Farmer Weddin’ tomorrow
Rodham and Gomorrha.
The Whore to  rend all  oars
The Lard is  high.
They are waiting for e-partitions
Pardon the angels from  leaving so white.
Full in the haunting parts of Home
Little Yeahs , who  tweaked the files? This journey may  attract beguile