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Your IQ test score is 69
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Your IQ test score is 69
Sorry but you are below average, you can take the test again, take your time and relax!
Mid 16th century (earlier Middle English) as induration: from Latin indurat- ‘made hard’, from the verb indurare (based on durus ‘hard’).

1.Never listen to other people but keep talking non-stop.
2.Never speak when with others.
3.Always forget friends’ birthdays
4.Never give visitors a drink, not even water
5 Fill your language with swear words and curses if you do speak
6 Go to A & E if you cut your finger and complain when kept waiting
7.Don’t go to A&E with chest pain as you can stay at home and have a heart attack instead which will upset everyone who knows you.
8.Never use a deodorant in the summer nor change your socks.
9.Always keep your seat in the train even when old frail or pregnant people are standing up
10. Boast about how good you are.
11 Never apologise ever.
12.Keep apologising for no reason.
13. Never read books,newspapers or watch the News so you will not be able to talk to anyone except about yourself

If my brain gets any bigger,
it won’t fit in my head
With logic and with rigor
I’ll prove that I am dead.
So I shan’t pay no taxes
Or vote for Donald Trump
I’ll never look up praxis
Nor find a worrying lump
I’ll never see a medic
Nor lose a wisdom tooth
No disease endemic
Will get me,that’s the truth.
I’ll never have to marry
I’ll sleep with whom I choose
I’ll never need to hurry
For I’ve no time to lose
When we think about it
We would be better off
Do not ever doubt it
There,that is enough