Love, glue and hot water

Paeonia-suffruticosaWhat do you say to  a  new teapot?
We’re  both going to be in hot water soon

What do you say when you are thirsty?
Show me a photo of Warren Beatty.He makes my mouth water

Why don’t we drink sea water?
Fish pee into it.Whales drown in it

What do you say to a  coffee mug?
Won’t you at least try this tea?

What do you say to a rabbit?
Have you no warren of your own to go to?

What do you  feel  for when you get a  text message at 3 am
My husband

What kind of flour do you use?
It depends on how strong the bombs need to be

Why  do you like hand writing?
We can’t afford writing paper

Which pens are the best?
The ones with ink inside.

Is it hard to write a poem?
No, it’s only 5 letters.Maybe A should be capital?

Are you autistic?
Is it so black and white?

Why do you like maths?
It stops me  turning schizophrenic

Did you work  on differential equations?
No they were too  dirty for women to stand on

How about topology?
I prefer jam doughnuts to actually eat.

How did you find   the University?
We had  maps then ,much cheaper than  android phones

I mean  how did you feel?
With maths you don’t need to feel

So what does make you feel?
Love, glue and hot water

What advice would you give to a   person now?
Never give advice.

What do you think of the Corona virus?
It makes no difference what I think.It’s what we do that matter





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