Shock

I am frozen with the shock of my falls

Trying not to move the wrong way

Where is my voice I can’t call

Trying to recover my day.

I dont want to be prey .

The lion must go over the wall .

Have you got nothing to say

About this event, this great Fall

Eating

I cannot eat the bacon up today

I feel so sick the parrots are dismayed

They envy me though I am in decay

I am hetersexual yet I’m gay.

So I am transcendent, what do you say?

Secret bank accounts of Adolf Hitler have been found recently in Switzerland.His 5th cousin

Samantha Hitler came across them in a box in her attic.

She hopes to endow a Hitler scholarship at All Souls College

Hitler is responsible for the Europe we have today.

Judging by recent donations this should be easy, she told our reporter.Ot would an Auschwitz Scholarship be more acceptable?

Fascism and Communism are still with us Samantha cried

We need to find out why