My lover is a man of many words
Most of them are totally absurd
When I asked him why he had to speak
He said ,I was only thinking on my feet
I met him is the staff room yesterday
He says he is putting on a Shakespeare Play
I guess it’s chance just who we get to meet
Are we only learning on our feet ?
He is wholly reticent on the phone
His silence makes me feel I am alone
So we went to Express Pizza for a treat
Are we only eating with our feet ?
He reads Tolstoy, he reads Sherlock Holmes
He reads those little numbers on the phone
He is a vegetarian,how sweet
Are we keen on keeping off our feet ?
He likes learning languages so much
We have to dream in Yiddish,Greek and Dutch
He has been to Russia. quite discreet
Are they prone to sleeping on their feet ?
I like cooking lemons and meringues
He is getting violent hunger pangs
I thought it was a hurricane with sleet
But we were only freezing on our feet
We must be creative as we talk
Listen and pay heed if men look fraught
Lord have mercy, I am far too light
I am levitating on my feet