A plague

12974527_694200190719862_2345584929546074801_n.jpgI asked for a pot of tea but they gave me  three tea bags and a kettle.Boil the kettle then drop the tea bags in, she said.I nearly died of surprise.

I asked for bread and butter.They said they only eat cake.Sounds ominous.

I said we  have our dinner  at midday so we can make love in the evening
Otherwise we might have indigestion.They were impressed.

I never listen to music while I write.In fact I never ever listen to it.I absorb it through my skin.My skin is thin.It’s like a million ears.

She  told  me to put olive oil on my dry skin.I hope my husband doesn’t add lemon juice.I’m acidic enough.

The nurse told  me to undress.But who?

I’m in luck,sherry!

I try to write jokes but so far only 1% are funny.
Like: why not launch Trump instead of a missile? He will be the man who launched a thousand chips.
Invented in Israel and in your laptop now.Intel,intel,wherefore art thou,Intel?
Yes,Lord?
I have got 10 new Commandments.
I am sorry, we have no Tablets  here right now.
I’ll send a plague then
I thought you already had.
Those were DIY
OMG Run.

 

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