The ignorance we found was quite bizarre

It’s wonderful we British are the best
We have done no more than fight just wars
We’re civilised.we’re cultured,no debate.

We spread the best religion to the rest
They didn’t know salvation’ nor its prayers
It’s wonderful how British is the best

We gave them all the standard  English tests
The ignorance we found was quite bizarre
Most civilised.we’re cultured,they the least

Actually I’m  Celtic but God bless
I’m not like the Africans,no way!
It’s wonderful I’m British so I’m best

In India we seized  the jewels, our heist
We gave them Christianity ,God’s play
Most civilised.we’re cultured,they the least

Now we all read Fifty Shades of Grey
We use whips and handcuffs when we play
It’s wonderful we British are the best
We’re civilised.we’re cultured, could you guess?
No way