While I washed the pots the cat saw red

I poured detergent over my own head
Surcare Sensitive for dishes I recall
I rinsed it off before I went to bed

I often recall  these words my mother said
The King will not dismount for  one or all
I rinsed it off before I went to bed

While I washed the pots the cat saw red
He wanted me to throw a woollen ball
I played with him before I went to bed

I look like I’ve had chemo,it’s incred!
The hairdresser has trimmed it, till it’s mauled
I rinsed it well before I went to bed

When inside a Salon,sense has fled
Don’t ask for a trim, you’ll be appalled
I  toyed with men, they knew my hair was dead

Over me a sense of doom had crawled
As my mother said,she won’t be told
I poured detergent over my own head
I rinsed it off with brandy,so well bred!