Sorry,I am unable to answer the phone.

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    My voice is on strike.
    My husband has to keep his eye on the clock today.
    My sister’s glued to the television.
    While my brothers have been at loggerheads for a very long time.

    My daughter has to keep a weather eye on her fiancee,
    And my granddaughter has been entranced by “The Magic Flute.”
    The cat is having kittens.
    The dog is chasing his tail.
    I’ve got my finger on the button
    And my hand in the till.

    My feet have gone to sleep.
    My head is coming unscrewed,
    And my mind is on higher things.
    Where my brain is is under investigation
    And I hope to be reunited with it soon
    But they can’t be absolutely certain it will reconnect.

    My spirits have been in the doldrums
    But I have some whiskey in the cupboard.
    My career spanned the heights and the depths,
    Though not of love
    as God would recognize it,
    In a very real sense.
    You must rest assured I care about you
    Though I do not feel able to converse, owing to invasion by viruses.
    Now there’s just a few minutes before I go for broke again
    Please leave a message after the pips squeek

11 thoughts on “Sorry,I am unable to answer the phone.

      1. Tomorrow I reach another birthday.My life is different from what I imagined.Writing makes me learn and feel young even as I grow older.That is the surprise.I feel it’s good to be open to surprise and change and not just to the sorrows of loss.

      2. many happy returns of the day, my friend … and how true your words are – to be open to surprise and change – warmesr wishes once again, friend.

        Peace and Equality and Love and Respect and Justice for All ✌ ✊ 👍

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