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My voice is on strike.
My husband has to keep his eye on the clock today.
My sister’s glued to the television.
While my brothers have been at loggerheads for a very long time.My daughter has to keep a weather eye on her fiancee,
And my granddaughter has been entranced by “The Magic Flute.”
The cat is having kittens.
The dog is chasing his tail.
I’ve got my finger on the button
And my hand in the till.My feet have gone to sleep.
My head is coming unscrewed,
And my mind is on higher things.
Where my brain is is under investigation
And I hope to be reunited with it soon
But they can’t be absolutely certain it will reconnect.My spirits have been in the doldrums
But I have some whiskey in the cupboard.
My career spanned the heights and the depths,
Though not of love
as God would recognize it,
In a very real sense.
You must rest assured I care about you
Though I do not feel able to converse, owing to invasion by viruses.
Now there’s just a few minutes before I go for broke again
Please leave a message after the pips squeek
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oh this is magnificent, friend! brilliant.
Peace and Equality and Love and Respect and Justice for All ✌ ✊ 👍
Thanks so much,Afzal.I love writing funny things.:)
all thanks to you for your sharing your brilliant writing – funny things yes but always with a depth and profundity
I am very happy to read your words.I want to share my thoughts and my humour too.
thank you. may we continue to share and may we write on
Tomorrow I reach another birthday.My life is different from what I imagined.Writing makes me learn and feel young even as I grow older.That is the surprise.I feel it’s good to be open to surprise and change and not just to the sorrows of loss.
many happy returns of the day, my friend … and how true your words are – to be open to surprise and change – warmesr wishes once again, friend.
Peace and Equality and Love and Respect and Justice for All ✌ ✊ 👍
Thank you.Some friends are coming….
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