Cut off from land by wiles of tricky sea,
For Norfolk is deceptive in its tides,
He grabbed my hand and said, just  run with me

If we had drowned then now I would not be
In England  where   shrill voiced  voters  stride,
Cut off by hopes  installed with trickery

Nor would I, by Donald vexed, see
How he may ask the Good Lord to abide
He grabbed the votes and said, all  lie with me

We would not argue over Ceylon Tea
About how many immigrants God made;
Cut off from  thought by wiles of trickery

I believe  that God  has no pity
He  created man  to be a refugee
He gave no hope yet said,  hey, worship me!

Oh, haunt of mystics send  thy remedies
They’re drowning in the places we can’t see
Cut off from land by tides of  your  Son’s sea
The dark eyed children drown along with Thee.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2014/05/09/could-frequent-fights-with-friends-and-family-lead-to-an-early-grave/#547c8536785a

 

People who reported more arguing with their spouses or children were 50% to 100% more likely to die from any cause at all. Those who reported frequent arguing with anyone in their social circle – including friends, relatives, and neighbors – were two to three times more likely to die over the next decade. The results held strong even when factors like depression, gender, marital status, chronic health conditions, available emotional support, and socioeconomic status were removed from the equation.

Drink some tea and eat a piece of bread
Take an aspirin, check that I’m not dead.
Read my Gmail on my Windows phone
Walk to bathroom pressing down my groans

Click “your sources” see the Daily Mail
No, I cry, the Independent’s all
I see Reuter’s  arrived  and it says there,
Princess Di  is 56 and seems set fair

I peer at M & S and see a colour block
It would  look  special on an evening flock
For I love sheep and buy them  outerwear
To keep them clean and fragrant like fresh air

But once a ram gave me a kick on’t bum
So if I see a man I tend to run

 

1, What was the most original sin ever committed?
2.Name some topics which might give people ideas for original sins.
3 Why did St Augustine think it was a sin for a baby to touch the mother’s vagina? If you don’t know what a vagina is,  ask the invigilator.If he doesn’t know  write Cannot answer owing to innocence and stupidity on the Exam Paper.
4.Why do Catholics think they eat  the Good Lord in the bread at Mass?
5 .Transubstantiation is
a] A town in Romania
b]Part of the Wholly Roman Empire
c] Part of Rome
d] Advanced calculus

e] A Latin newspaper
f] All of the above
g] None of the above
h] A new cookery book.
i] The missing link
7] Why is Patience a virtue?
8]Why did Christians start 2 world wars?
9] Is Freud right in his idea of the Death Instinct?
10] Is the Pope
a]A Catholic
b] A Jew
c] A cake you eat at your birthday party
d] A writer of aphorisms
e] All of the above?