I fear that they will hatch

The menu’s very limited today
The eggs so old, I fear that they will hatch
The bacon’s off ,the bread is green and dry.

Have a cracker, they look quite ok
The cheese is blue, here you are, just catch
The menu’s very limited today

The ham is here; oh, no I tell a lie.
I’ll warm baked beans if I can find a match
The bacon’s off ,the bread is green and dry.

Do you recall the Fray Bentos steak pie?
A tin only the starving could unlatch
The menu’s very limited today

I wonder could  I get protein from flies?
I cannot bear the awful thought, I flinch
The bacon’s off , the bread is green and dry.

Can I order pizza by the inch?
Or how about I fry the frozen mince?
The menu’s very limited today
The bacon’s off , the bread is green and dry.