
Mary Brown woke up earlier than usual. She was wondering whether to make her mug of tea but instead, she picked up her Nokia Lumia phone and began to read the news
Good grief she said to Emile I never thought that I would become one of those people who are always looking at their smartphones?
I want a smartphone said Emile. Why should I be deprived when nearly all the cats around here have got them.
I don’t believe it . What News would cats watch,said their next door neighbour,Annie who had just come in through the kitchen door which was always open [except when it was snowing.] Mary’s late husband Stan had liked fresh air and he wanted to watch the birds in the garden while he sat at the kitchen table reading cookery books and drinking gin.
Annie was wearing a magenta coloured jumpsuit with turquoise stiletto heels on her beautiful feet and a magenta woollen coat wrapped around her shoulders. On her eyes, she had purple eyeshadow and black mascara and her lips were covered in thick shiny magenta lipstick by Seeher of Harris
How did you know where to find lipstick to match so well, asked Mary?
I didn’t know.I bought the lipstick first from that new shop which sells body shop products and then I took the lipstick into the shops and looked around until I found a coat that was the same colour.
That was a very strange way to shop, said Mary. but it’s probably a good thing to change the way we do things the only problem could be if you can’t find a coat anywhere that is the exact same colour as that lipstick.
I know art so well, if you can’t find one the same colour you could find a contrasting colour, like teal or Kingfisher blue. There are more coats in those colours of course, but this year it seems that Lands End have actually been selling magenta coloured coats or at least reddish coats, Annie gushed.
Oh, I hate it when two colours are not exactly the same. also when I was going to the art class I realised that one can wear two or three colours which are very close to each other on the colour spectrum and it can be very attractive but we could take so much time matching our clothes and make-up , we’d have no time to do anything else.
Yes, I so agree with you. That is why some people in the fashion industry developed a kind of uniform. One lady had seven black cashmere sweaters and 7 black wool skirts and when she found a pair of shoes she liked she was so well off that she paid to have hem copied privately so that she had Enough tears to laughter[ enough to last her] for several years.
I think I ‘d get bored if I was just like that but I guess you would have to have a few silk scarves or some beautiful necklaces and a stunningly expensive watch. or you can wear tights in different colours like teal ; at the moment it is possible to buy them in Marks and Spencer’s. Stan liked blue tights but for many years one couldn’t get only black or beige
But do you think that God put women on the Earth so that they could spend many hours every week either thinking about the clothes washing them ironing them or going to the shops and buy some more?
Of course I don’t think that; we were much better off with only had a very small wardrobe but whenI was at university I had only one skirt and I wore it for all the 6 years As the fashions went shorter, I turned up the hem; it must have looked dreadful because I didn’t cut any fabric any off before I turned up the new hem, so it was very bulky.. and I had a thick white polo neck jumper and one pair of black trousers.plus a horrible green cardigan that my mother had knitted for me I say it was horrible because it was a mixture of green and black and she had only bought it because it was being sold off cheaply at the wool shop -no wonder because nobody wanted that colour.Maybe the sheep were green and black!
I have to confess that I was wearing it when I went to my interviews at the university. Usually ,her knitting was very good but on this occasion, she had put the button band on wrongly or perhaps it was too short ;the cardigan was twisted. It was so warm and well made I ended up wearing it for 6 years I can’t remember what I did with it after that.It was a great relief when I could afford to go into Marks and Spencers and buy and buy a lambswool cardigan in a brighter colour.
You poor thing, said Annie, it’s amazing that you managed to get accepted at University.
Yes, it was hard for girls because they didn’t do mathematics very much; when I told them that I wanted to do research , the two male interviewers nearly fell off their chairs laughing. In fact, I’d already done some original research by then.The annoying thing was that someone else had already solved that problem and published it so I could not have it published in my name
Why did you not tell them about it or even take it with you, asked Annie, in a timely manner
I don’t know. I mean it was the first interview I’ve ever been to and I had no idea what to expect I Nobody in my school had done advanced Level Maths before and I don’t think the teachers understand what they were doing 3/4 of the class failed the exam.I didn’t tell tnhe teacher about my research
Well, I’m glad that you managed to pass, darling, Annie replied I want you to make some coffee now.
Ok, I will make us both some coffee. would you like a chocolate biscuit?
Yes please , said Annie cheerfully.
Would you like two?
Yes, and Emile wants them as well
And so do all of us