
I am very self-absorbed.
Try using blotting paper and stay dry
I fell into a reverie today
Did you get wet?
I was in a brown study all afternoon
Was it Gordon’s?
I have made the world by my phantasies
Phantastic!
I wonder if a vibrator dries the washing.
No,it’s a maiden.
Mind your heads.
This is no the Tube you know.
Is it YouTube?
I have guessed, it’s an I tube.
My grandad had an outside lavatory till he died
Will there be indoor ones in heaven?
Crash
Grandad! You don’t open the back door in heaven.Was it not bolted?
You dug a tunnel!You’re not a coal-miner anymore.
You want to go to Bethlehem? Through a tunnel? This is not the Holy Land.
You want to leave Gaza!How the hell did you get there?
On second thoughts, don’t tell me.
You were in Egypt?
You like pyramids!
I like men but I don’t build tunnels into their homes.
No,I build tunnels out!
I have got more incontinent.
Do stop admiring Europe
Why do the government tell us to eat more fruit and veg?
To help the Common Market!
Why do the government not have enough beds in hospitals?
They can’t all go to sleep at once!
I am feeling my age.
May I feel it too?




