I had nothing to wear so I wore my self out.Inside out
Always be polite as rudeness often causes feudnesses.
Never allow anger to make your offensiveness obvious
We’re all OK and so aren’t they.
No black moods here.They will be persecuted
I can’t walk on water yet.
Cancer makes you patient.One second at a time.

The virgin Mary assumed it was heaven.
Jesus had no socks.
St Paul had a fit on the road to Erasmus.
St Peter portrayed Christ thrice.
St Peter tried to hawk the water.
St John had a Word to offer.
The Jews are God’s people because they saw the Burning Bush before we did.I only felt it.
Prophets were turned into profits by Economists.
The Pope is advised by a neon Arc Angel.
Jesus had twelve friends on Facebook.The pages were called the Epistles.
St Paul was so prolific he sent letters whenever he fancied it.That was before privatisation of the Toil Mail,of course.
The Romans were good at conkers and watching lions eat people.
The Cirque du Trialle.
History is what we can find on old documents and barcodes.
God wanted his son to die.It was pre-Oedipus.They could not both louvre the same lady
And she said,may your thrill begin on earth as it does in heaven
The past is present till we listen right
We did not wish to hear the words that grieve.
The past is present, must we voice our plight?
Some bear burdens, others wander light.
By strange anxieties, I have been besieged
The past is present till we listen right
Some are listeners,some have second sight.
Of my visions I have been bereaved
The past is present, we must voice our plight
My voice once silent, tension made to bite
By present pain, my grieving is obliged.
The past is present till we listen right
I suffer deeply; others think it slight
By images and words, this sense’s derived
The past is present, welcome it, invite
I pray my tear ducts opening ends the blight
Response to pain can never be contrived
The past is present till we listen right
In the depths ,the tears will be received
From this watering, new thoughts are conceived
The past is present in wild dreams at night
The past lives till we hear and see it right

https://www.ft.com/content/204efd0e-ace1-11e6-ba7d-76378e4fef24
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The central question in David Grossman’s new novel could hardly be more topical: how much reality can we bear to face, and what do we do when facing it becomes unbearable? It is a question the award-winning Israeli novelist has been asking in diverse ways for more than 30 years in consistently fine, penetrating works. These include books for both children and adults and encompass an impressive range of forms, from non-fiction to short stories to full-length novels to, most recently, his 2011 genre-defying meditation on grief Falling Out of Time.

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems-and-poets/poems/detail/43775

My friend told me if I wanted to get married again I should not tell the men I meet I was a mathematician.So I’ll have to stop saying :I am 5/8 Irish and 1/3 Anglo-Saxon and 1/48 Viking.
That doesn’t add up to one.
I never said I was an integer!
If you give too much detail it puts them off.
How about :I am 38-28-40?
Is that your Zip code?
No, it’s my vital statistics.
I should wait till you know them better.
When will that be?
After you get the diamond ring.And stop using numbers so much use words. Hang on:Hello, this is 07576339417.Hi.
That’s a funny phone number.
It was the police.
How come they have your number?
I think it’s because I told them you wanted to re-marry
Why tell the police, it’s not a crime.
I thought they might give you a job.
Why do I want a job?
To stop you getting married again.
But there are men in the police station.
You can’t marry them
Why not?
They are only coppers!

https://www.pw.org/content/peter_orner_0
Posted 11.10.16

“I’ve always had a difficult time talking about writing. I’ve never really been able to say the phrase ‘my writing’ without feeling not only self-conscious but also a little bit ridiculous. A lot ridiculous. Even though I do, technically, teach creative writing (and I enjoy it because for me teaching creative writing is teaching literature, and I can never get enough literature) I’ve always had very little advice to give when it comes to how to actually sit down and do this. I mean if people truly want to sit and write something they will sit down and write something and nothing I say, or anyone else says, could ever make much of a difference. I have no tricks to trick anybody—including myself, God knows especially myself—into a chair and concentrate. And yet, and yet, don’t all roads lead to Chekhov? This morning I read a brief story called, ‘In Exile.’ It starts like this: ‘Old Semyon, nicknamed the Explainer, and a young Tartar whose name no one knew, sat on the bank near a bonfire…’ Goddamn, to start a story like this. One guy has two names, the other has none. And I didn’t feel inspired necessarily, but I did feel alive. Alive as if I was out there on the cold riverbank with those two. And I did get back to work, or at least tried to. Needless to say, the Explainer in the story isn’t the one who understands very much.”
—Peter Orner, author of Am I Alone Here? Notes on Living to Read and Reading to Live(Catapult, 2016)

1.A Christian,a Jew And a Muslim were walking through the Mall looking for a Coffee Shop.
They found a new one with lots of seats so they went inside and sat down.The Jew went over to the counter and asked,do you serve Cappuccinos?
The waitress answered,not usually, but in your case I’ll make an exception.
And my two friends?
Are they Cappuccinos as well?
Well, they are people of the Book like me.
I’m sorry .I meant to give it back.Are you going to fine me?
No, give us free coffee and we’ll say no more.
2.You know all those Coffee Shops staffed by foreigners?
Yeah.
The Government is going to build 7 meter high walls around them.
So America is going metric at last!
3.How can you tell I am a foreigner?
I’ll just shout.Wanna see a foreigner!
4.Why do we fear Arabs?
Because they invented al-gebra.
5.Why is the Pope a man?
We just have to take his word for it.
6.My husband asked me,what is post-modernism?
I replied,you didn’t need to marry me just to find that out
7.My wife asked,why do my rock buns fly away?
I said, because I am trying to kill that spider on the ceiling.
8.My son asked me to lend him my car for a week.
I said,it’s alright son, you can neck here at home.
What about my Oedipal conflicts?
Use PayPal instead.
9.My daughter has got big blue eyes.
Where did she get those from?
Her grandmother.
Is she dead?
Not yet but Jesus wants her whole heart.
Don’t tell me he does transplants now!
10.I want to go to the lavatory.
They have closed all the public ones.
I should think so.Who wants to be watched all the time?
You’ll have to go in the telephone box.
I only have a Nokia 105.
Didn’t I tell you to get a phablet?
I’m not smart enough to spell that!
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If the events of September 11th have proven anything, it’s that the terrorists can attack us, but they can’t take away what makes us American – our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that. (Jon Stewart)

I had a good doctor called Kumar
Who possessed such a fine sense of humour
His patients were healed
Their sores disappeared
So I heard, do you thin it’s a rumour?
I prefer Indian doctors myself.
Is it racist to choose who will help?
Will the white doctors grumble
As their incomes tumble?
Well,what it comes down to is health
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I wish I were an apple
and you were eating me
I’d like to make you happy
As you sat by this tree.
I wish I were a blackbird
So I could sing for you.
I’d like to make you cheerful
And stop you feeling blue.
I wish I were the sun
So I cold warm your frozen heart.
And then your heart would melt for me
And you would be less tart.
I wish I were the moon
so I could protect you all night long.
But being only me may I
Present you with this song?

William Blake goes symbolic in his poem Ah Sunflower. He says:
“Ah Sunflower, weary of time,
Who countest the steps of the sun;
Seeking after that sweet golden clime
Where the traveler’s journey is done;”
Blake uses a sunflower as a symbol for human beings and “the sun” symbolizes life. Therefore, these lines symbolically refer to their life cycle and their yearning for a never-ending life.

I had to go to the hospital today.In fact, I have been unable to make my last three appointments.Alas, the lifts were broken.The arthritis has flared up , this week the stairs were a long way from the desk and were very hard as it is an old building with high ceilings
I got to the desk,able only to whisper my name.
We were put into a Recovery Room and given water and, after the consultation. we were given coffee and biscuits while we lounged again in the recovery room.Who it is for I don’t know.
The most humorous moment was after I got undressed,the gynaecologist was about to examine me when an alarm went off.Fortunately, I did not have to run out waving my underwear.I was frightened
It was a false alarm not a fire drill.If there was fire I might have stayed as the nurses were all quite small so could not have dragged me out.I felt knackered when I got home.
The staff were all women and a kinder more thoughtful group would be hard to find
Thankful to have made it , I can now take a rest.And I can call a specialist nurse anytime.This is how the NHS us when things go well
“The motivation for the early form of communication probably had much to do with socialization and sexual selection, where “verbal grooming” and even gossip grew to be important. At the same time that Neanderthals were dominant in Europe (around 100,000 to 35,000 BC), a more lightly built Homo sapiens was evolving in Africa and the Middle East.”
“It is this text’s declaration that language stands alone as the greatest accomplishment of man [sic] and it is language, sequentially, that fostered a myriad of cultural products.”

I get out my sewing gear
In the quiet times of life,
When I need to mend the tears,
Torn by stress and strife.
I hold my soul so carefully
And gaze at every part.
I hope that light will come to me
As I wonder how to start,
.I take my needle out
With love thread through its heart,
I scrutinize each inch.
And then I start to stitch.
In the quietness of the night
You heal me all the time
You talk to me in dreams
And I write them down in rhymes.
Another day will come
And more fractures form.
That’s all part of life
Strife ,and mend, and strife.
Keep that cocoon whole,
Till the soul’s completely there.
Then through its love-sewn folds
A butterfly will flare.
How beautiful it was when the sun shone And I walked with you,my dear husband, through the gardens. How happy I was to sit with you by the lake and to hear the water from the fountain splash. It's our our favourite music now we cannot visit the sea To hear the tide rush in,then fall sucking on the shingley beach. But I see it in my minds eye. Aldeburgh,the fishing boats go out at sunrise. I awoke early and saw the sun across the sea and the boats setting out in the soft light. Dunwich,the heath filled with birds the cliff and the beach where sometimes one can find marble from one of the many churches washed away by the encroaching sea. And Southwold,the marsh so quiet I heard crickets. We went across the Blyth in the rowing boat And saw the place from which our picture of Walberswick was painted... If only life could be captured,slowed, for a few minutes for us to receive the beauty and hear the sound of the sea The everlasting music of the heart

When you are far,
so
far
away,
The longest night,
The shortest winter day,
will be places where
I
might die.
The heart’s interior
no-one else
Can view.
When you are lost,
I cannot find
your face…
Its outline on the pillows,
My fingers shaped to trace…
The new design,
the stellar rhyme,
Where have you gone?
You slipped from out my arms.
You slipped away.
Was night or day
Ever cut by such a narrow line?
In your embrace I lay.
You seemed so strong.
Yet,sighing, took the path away.
I can’t see where
Is
it
night?
Or is it
day..?
I tried to write
to bring new light,
It’s dark, and still.
I long for you to come.
Oh,will we ever quite
Find out our way?
Or is that pure illusion?
As we stagger through
the wandering furrows
in the fields
They shoot us down.
What is this confusion?
The war goes on
The world goes round
The mirror gapes at each new clown.
But in a crack, a seed may grow..
I can’t hear you,
But yet,you know

http://www.talentedladiesclub.com/all-help/10-giveaway-signs-toxic-person-handle/
Most people are quite straightforward. You ask them a question, and they’ll give you the answer. But not a toxic person. They thrive on attention and drama, and will happily lie at will. They also find strength in destabilising others. Unable to operate on a level playing field, they tilt, twist and muddle the truth until no one is sure what’s going on.
They use this tactic to control meetings and cover up their deficiencies. They’re also adept political creatures who know just how to manipulate a situation to their advantage – and sabotage anyone who is in their way.
So if you ever come across anyone who seems unable to give you a straight answer, who makes the most straightforward project seem convoluted, who hogs and sabotages every meeting, or who changes the subject whenever you ask for something, the chances are they’re toxic.
Don’t get us wrong, toxic people can be very charming. But only when it serves them. If you’re useful to them or they want something from you, they may be lovely, flattering even. Their attentions can seem heady and overwhelming. But it’s all a show.
The clearest way to get a sense of someone’s real character is to watch how they treat others, especially people who aren’t useful to them, and never will be.
How nice are they to the guy that works in the station ticket office? To the postman? The waitress in the café you sometimes go to for lunch? Junior colleagues? Other peoples’ children?
If you want to find out whether someone may be toxic or not, just observe their relationships with people who mean nothing to them, and watch how polite, kind or thoughtful they are (or not). It’s a good measure of how they may one day treat you if you cease to be useful!
So what do you do if you have a toxic person in your life? The last thing you want to do is to go down to their level, but you do need to learn to protect yourself. Here are some tips:
And so it was that our own life began
When sperm leaped up in proud confusion.
When old sun dropped and a new night rolled in
When ancient hearts cried,Day shall come again!”

I’m so sensitive ,I get people fatigue even when I am by myself.~
I’m so sensitive,I can hear other people’s hearts beating .It gives me palpitations.
I was so precocious I spoke before I could talk.
I am so attractive I have to wear a veil and cloak to keep men away
I love unattainable people as true intimacy is wearing.
I love myself because I need all the love I can get.
I am so frightened of being trapped under a dryer I cut my hair off with the dressmaking scissors.Now it just needs a wash and breeze dry..
I did a test for autism.I heard I am off the spectrum.Why is it finite?
I’m not easily insulted as I feel a sense of deep shame all the time.
I envy those with rubber skins.I’ll come back as a shark or a whale
I’m so tentative I keep waiting for others to make the first move,whatever that is.

Let them be, the battles you fought, in silence.
Bury your shame, the worst you thought, in silence.
At last my Beloved has haggled with death.
‘One more day’ was the pearl she bought in silence.
At night she heard the blacksmith hammering chains,
at dawn the saw, the fretwork wrought in silence.
‘The only wrong I’ve done is to live too long,’
my Beloved’s eyes tell the court in silence.
She’s as young as the month of Ordibehesht,
month of my birth, spring’s mid-leap caught in silence.
My Beloved, under the shade of a palm,
was the girl, the mother I sought in silence.
Loneliness is innumerate. Days slip by,
suns rise that daylight moons distort in silence.
The bell on her wrist was silent, her fingers
ice cold as the julep she brought in silence.
‘Mimijune! Mimijune!‘ My Beloved’s voice
climbs three steep notes for tears to thwart in silence.
Three syllables of equal weight, equal stress,
dropped in a well, keep falling short in silence.
| About this poem: “I wrote this poem as an elegy for my mother who died suddenly at the age of 92, after a night and a day in hospital. Living in England, I had been separated from her since childhood, but after the Iranian revolution my mother left Iran and settled in London, where we became very close. This is the first ghazal in which I have tried to observe, along with the requisite rhyme and refrain (qafia and radif), the disjunctive nature of the couplets. The suffix june/jan is commonly used as a term of endearment in Farsi, meaning dear, dearest, darling, but also life or soul.”Mimi Khalvati |

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1. Read aloud
Poetry comes from an oral tradition. The earliest poems we have were not originally written down, but recited as a form of storytelling, and many poems follow that tradition in spirit. So when you read poetry, you should vocalize the words on the page. Doing so will help you get a feel for the sound of the poem, and at the very least appreciate the beauty of the language. Reading aloud also cues you in to a poem’s rhyme scheme and rhythm, and helps you identify other sonic devices, which include word repetition and alliteration (the repetition of initial consonant sounds).
2. “Prosify”
Every shroud leaves widows pining.
The unendowed grieve after straining
The unbowed heads seem undermining
Don’t paint your flashing
Don’t flaunt your blessings
Won’t haunt the gassing.
Lift up your parts and twang
Draught up the heart makes bangs
Waft up the Dart on wings

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/08/15/famous-introverts_n_3733400.html
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The Civil Rights legend who refused to give up her bus seat for a white man in 1955 was also considered an introvert. Susan Cain wrote in the introduction of her book Quiet: The Power Of Introverts In A World That Can’t Stop Talking:
Western Cork’s relaxed in winter sun
Unexpected pleasure , though desired
Uncork that wine and let’s enjoy some puns.
No-one thinks the Irish need their fun
We may need to have our brains rewired
Western Cork’s pole-axed by winter sun
Now everyone has reason to be glum
Sunny days yet evenings dark as mires
Uncork the wine and let’s thwack our own bums
We like drinking when we’re feeling glum
Spare not the whiskey ,hail oh Lanarkshire!
Western folk write cheques in winter sun
When I get undressed, my lover’s stunned.
My generous body to eros aspires
Uncork the wine and squeeze me juicy plum
I have no kernel ,nut, nor night attire
I studied numbers infinite in desire.
Western Cork can prove dough in mid-June
Uncork the wine and let it make us dumb.