Syntax and spelling and grammar
They hit my great brain like a spanner
My screws have come loose
I suffer abuse
From a man with no internet manners.
Syntax is unconsciously selected
To make we feel we’re well protected
Our sentences form
So blow the ram’s horn
For beauty has now been detected.
Syntax is a word for the academic
As they rejuvenate their aging polemic
We can all use it
And the really good news is
Anyone can be orally prolific
Someone invented strange language
To cover up nudity with a bandage
In ivory towers
Professors will glower
As syntax still needs home assemblage.,
How my heart sings 