Ostracised by the cat

I was ostracised by  my own cats
Who refused me the use of my mat
They sent me upstairs
With their fierce  amber glares
And refused to converse after that.

I went to Cambridge  with my new  little cat.
She’s been awarded a  degree, aegrotat
For being sick in the exam
And  having a fit in a pan.
She’s hysterical,how about that?

A cat can’t have any therapy
For they cannot speak human ,you see.
So how could they know
A neurosis ain’t so.
And moreover they can’t pay a fee.