- https://youtu.be/n_56ep729TE
- “Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.” — Voltaire
Author: Katherine
I have a docile phone
I have a glow smile phone for dating
I have a snow wild phone for going up the Pole
I have a no aisle phone when flying
My phone has slow smile
What’s up Nile phone,dad?
Not smart, but beguiling: the story of a loving lady
I’ve lost my phone again.Well, it is quite mobile you know
I’ve lost my mobility and found my senility [ with sense and sensiblility]
I don’t need no iphone.I don’t need no coke.Send me a letter,French is how i poke
Oh,dear what can the matter be, some loon threw an iphone at me
O little town of wall and phones, how we see thee fall down
We do not want to hear their their poignant calls
Everything is whirling round my mind,
The lack of government , the words unkind
That the poor are short of food and clothes
We deny it, everybody knows
Sudden gusts of wind mock these old trees
Does the lure of nature disappear
When the butterflies have gone away
Yet the stinging wasps are here to stay?
Once tortured now abandoned refugees
Can’t make phone calls, have no mental ease
We make our own defences into walls
We do not want to hear their their poignant calls
Oh,Lord God take the beam from out my eye
I want to know the worst before I die
S
I am going to the unoccupied territory
For my holiday, I am going to the unoccupied territory if there is one
I’d rather stay in bed like Pascal waiting for my vision.
Can’t you see when you get up?
It’s what I see, the kitchen floor, the washing up
Can’t you get help?
Only for writing
That seems odd
I’n in Luck down
I hit my bad hand on a shelf in the fridge
Get rid of it!
Which?
The shelf.
I’ll mull it over
Goodbye
It’s the eyes, the thoughts, the innocence we fear.
The fear of judgement makes life harsh with pain.
The eyes that spy, the words we spoke in vain.
When we age we have a wider view
We’re not so strange and not so very new.
The dream of being stuck at school once more.
Where teachers power extends right to that door
We’re imprisoned to maintain a safe society;
Creation from the young is jeopardy.
We protect ourselves from children’s open minds
It’s we who’re frightened and we make the bind.
It’s the eyes, the thoughts, the innocence we fear.
Their assessment of our very hearts endures.
And they are frightened by the Judge we haul
To destroy or mould the newness of their calls.
Till in a mirrored palace we display
The heads of those who wished to change our ways.
Children need protection from the strong
But we , too, need protection from their songs
Is that an answer or an exclamation?
Will I feel any pain after I undress?
Only shame and bitterness
I want to wear my clothes during surgery
Don’t worry we won’t look at your nude body~
Why not?
Patients must not text while they are unconcious in the theatre
Which theatre?
Please leave your wedding ring with the nurse until you are in recovery
From what?
Please insure your phone before you come for treatment
What will you do to it?
Anything on your mind?
God!
Is that an answer or an exclamation?
Will I feel better soon?
Once the bomb drops we’ll all feel nothing
You are pessimistic,
It may drop on the other side of the mountain
Let’s hope the mountain can take it
I can’t
More on morons

Can you be both a moron and an imbecile?
I can.Not sure about you
Tell me about Poincare, the famous mathematician
He was definitely an imbecile………..
He got his results in his day dreams
How I envy him.Two for one!
Odd how the labels are French.But they invented IQ
“Some recent philosophers seem to have given their moral approval to these deplorable verdicts that affirm that the intelligence of an individual is a fixed quantity, a quantity that cannot be augmented. We must protest and react against this brutal pessimism; we will try to demonstrate that it is founded on nothing.” – Alfred Binet, Les idées modernes sur les enfants, 1909
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Funny habits
No bikinis allowed on this beach
So do we bathe nude or what?
What.
You cannot be topless in this hotel
That is an error, is it grammatical?.We could be.But you would punish us
Please do not go out in pyjamas
OK I’ll take them off!
Please wear a dressing gown when you walk about at night
What strange habits you have here.Are you monks?
Breakfast is served from 8 to 10 am
Please may I leave the table?
I do,generally.
Do you have a hot dinner?
Yes, we have many curries
I mean hot chips etc
Go to Israel
Why?
They invented chips
I just can’t believe it.We had chips before Israel was declared
to be a state
Oh, potato chips
Are there others?
Silicon chips
Wood chips
Fish ‘n chips
Computer chips
Stop pulling my leg
I didn’t know it was yours
Why are you a moron?
I’m an imbecile actually
Congratulations.
For what?
Deceiving the professors and getting a Ph.D
I didn’t do it on purpose!
Try harder in future
Why?
Systems

The people who bind themselves to systems are those who are unable to encompass the whole truth and try to catch it by the tail; a system is like the tail of truth, but truth is like a lizard; it leaves its tail in your fingers and runs away knowing full well that it will grow a new one in a twinkling.” /Turgenev
I like Stephen King
https://www.usefuladdiction.com/post/15-motivational-quotes-by-stephen-edwin-king-on-success
“The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there… and still on your feet.” /Stephen Edwin King
I hope
Why is adultery a sin?
Because it’s wrong to grow up
Why worship false gods?
To annoy the real one
Why can’t the poor steal?
It’s too dangerous diam
Why would a woman want lots of diamonds?
The Gestapo might call.
Why must we worship God?
To stop us worshipping Brent Cross Shopping Centre
Why do Catholics go to Confession?
It’s free though not easy
Why is BoJo’s hair so long?
He wants to hide behind it
Can’t his fiance cut it?
She charges more than a barber!
I don’t believe you
Neither do I
When will our suffering end?
When we are dead,I hope
We call it love
I run my fingers tentatively down your cheek,
asking you a question
with my eyes.
looking at each other,
you touch me too.
This is my skin
my boundary.
Yours is thicker,
like rubber.
I run my fingers down your chin.
what is this little bone?
I like it.
I like your skin
I like your bones.
I like you.
you please me.
you are tasty.
I like your taste,
your skin,your eyelids.
I like your eye here,
and your other eye .
Nice one!
I like the hair on your head.
May I touch your hair?
do you like hair?
Hair makes me laugh.
I have a fondness for laughing.
I love to laugh.
I enjoy laughter
I love your laughter.
If not, smiling is good also.
Or a gleam in the eyes,
showing the inside smile,
the smiling heart.
I like your inside,
Outside
and possibly
your backside.
your upside and your downside.
your side sides.
I snuggle you all around with soft wool.
I knit you into my scarf.
I’ll have to wear you round my neck now!
How unusual
How flexible.
How charming.
How alarming
How creative
How interesting.
What an idea!
what a notion
but you are too big for me to knit
So I’ll just touch your hand
with my fingers.
and you touch my hand
with your fingers.
What good hands we have
with such fingers.
fingers are for touch.
fingers are keen to touch.
I like touch.
what would we do
without fingers?
I like your skin.
skin is good
We love skin
We love.
I want skin to be ours
and yours
is mine
and mine
is yours
where is the edge of the world?
skin has no end
it’s infinity
au naturel.
what order!
what design!
What wonder.
what awe.
where is the world’s skin?
tenderly we touch the world
as the world embraces us.
We call it love.
Love.
We call it love
Can peace ever come?

We call it anguish
It’s Saturday again.
Wonder if it’s real.
Waking up with no-one here.
Confused by ends of dream and memory.
Desires and fears;
Scanning the room for signs.
But of what?
I have no cat.
Put the kettle on.
Make a drink.
It is real
Sharpness bites the heart
We call it anguish
Like tigers fighting in a small space
Make heart larger
Breathe
Carry on
Please wash beforehand

I made this image from a photo using Artweaver
Please wash before playing cards
I didn’t know playing cards washed but I am happy to obey
Pleae be polite to other customers whether real or imaginary
I think only Godel can solve this one and he went mad
Please call a cab if you are drunk
Even if I am not going anywhere?
Don’t get overexcited about your new husband
I didn’t realise he was new.
To avoid being put in a mental hospital, do manual work every day
and always be polite even to politicians, hallucinations,mathemativians and anyone else hanging around
When you can sit down drinking tea all day and doing nothing
that is Nirvana
Sewing is good especially mending and replacing buttons
First, take off the buttons from your cardigan
Find a needle and some matching thread
I use easy thread needles as I am limited by visions
Once they go,I thread my needle and sew the button back where I took if from
Don’t do it too tight
But, not too loose either
If unhappy,repeat this over and over until bedtime
Knitting is good but wool is expensive
Try buying online but make sure which country you are in first
Get a friend to help you
No friends?
Try being polite and listening to others before you speak to them
Otherwise, go to Church and pray.
But miracles don’t happen every day
Are you too picky?
Are you too excited to realise most people have not heard of quantum cookery
As kingfishers catch fire by G M Hopkins
The only beauty
plastic human models with no heads
are placed in the windows
showing us how we might look
if we bought the latest fashions.
People walk, by dropping paper and cans
some look at me,most don’t
I’m invisible now ,I’m a ghost.
I haunt my familiar spaces
the library green and the path by the pond
The phone shops tempt us with larg notices:
Only £39 per month for the best the latest,the new
maps and locations
faster access to email and photos
. Look here I am,another selfie.
The only beauty is a pigeon in the sun
and a black man with gentle,luminous eyes
smiling at me as he sweeps away the paper
tossed down by the blinded people
who jabber beside the coffee shop.
Singing in the wind
I have walked through poppy fields in sun
I have suffered when dark rain descends
I have watched trees’ shadows in the ponds
I have known the arctic wastes of pain
I have heard grass singing in the wind.
Another soul is writing with my hand
Yet I have wept while loaning him my pen
I have suffered when dark rain descends
I have known the edges of the mind
I ‘ve sensed hollow silence un-contained
. I have heard grass singing in the wind.
I have sorrowed people wh’re confined
I have watched the antics of bad men
I have suffered when dark rain descends
I have seen the storm by camera lens.
I have felt the solar system bend.
I have heard grass singing in the wind.
I have suffered when dark rain descend
The Derry Air
John Donne’s Holy Sonnets
Danse Macabre by Saint-Saens
This is the first time a xylophone was used in classial music
The xylophone was first used 4,000 years ago {Wikipedia}
How vulgar



Oxford said it’s time to lower the bra for new entrants
Meanwhile the older students must keep their mettle up for now
South coast in danger
Safety is too much for us to bear
Drive to Dorset in your motor car
I know it ‘s not PC but what a shock
People being grilled might run amok
Let one have a heart attack and die
999 can’t get there, though they try
Where can an air ambulance descend?
It’s very dangerous now, let’s not pretend
They want to send more folk to A and E
It’s our duty to be stung by any bee
What about excretion of all kinds
Or the thing that makes us all go blind?
Privacy has gone and we’re all seen
Urinating on the nearest screen
If your dog gets nervous he will bite
He has no choice it’s either flee or fight
Forsaken, almost human
I’d far rather be

There’s many a slip twixt cup and lip
Get measured for a bra at Mark & Spencers,We sell lingerie
from slips to thongs,bras up to J cup, knickers, nightdresses to please
anyone, gender free vests also available on request
Let the dead bury the dead
Let them arrange the funeral too and pay the bill
I’d far rather be
How the Irish discovered meditation
Familiarity breeds contempt
Only in people with egocentric minds
What’s done is done
Sounds like Himmler In 1945
Or, a woman upon losing her virginity
Can you find your virginity?
Irony
Come to Gaza and enjoy the sea and sands.See the latest weapons
in use, kindly donated by the USA
Half price holidays in our Refugee Camp.Journalists welome
Warning: don’t leave children on the beach.They look too like terrorists
At least that’s what we are told
God has got blog, do we know where?
God has got a blog but not in words
He uses as his text the entire world
From lions in mountains down to little birds
The colours of the sky, the leaves uncurled
Every day he leaves his message clear
We are blinded by our own desires
Some say that God is dead, why should we fear?
For without his Eye we have no hellish fire
From Joan of Arc to most of Europe’s Jews
Afghanistan or Syria, who is spared?
Were any of those deaths read on the News
So civilised we are, so fake our prayers
We want high self esteem, so how see Job
Sitting on a dunghill with no clothes?
Poland 1985
Never with contempt
Jesus born again in Gazan camp
He sees the planes the USA have bought
Flying overhead, his eyes are damp
With horror,pity, not contempt
He understands the history of the Jews
The Palestinian people he loves too
So often we have seen them on the News
Bleeding on the border fence like clues
This war is a projection of our hate
We are good and they are full of sin
The British left the “Arabs” to their fate
The endless fight should never have begun
Jesus was a problem, he was killed
But who will pay the escalating bill?
Muslim cemetery for refugees in France

The Muslim section of Cimetiere Nord, where refugees are buried in Calais, France. The roads around the city are becoming dangerous again for migrants and truck drivers.
In a field behind the chemical factories near the port, refugees were washing their clothes with a canister of water and washing-up liquid, pummelling T-shirts on a black plastic binbag ripped open to make a clean surface, and hanging the clothes to dry on the bushes. Some said they could not remember the last time they had been able to wash properly. “I think it was a month and a half ago,” said West Justnui, 25, an Ethiopian who would like to study political science in the UK. Others said they washed in the sea by the port, but found the salt water left them feeling dirty.
A long-term Calais resident, Sylvie, who asked for her full not not to be printed, has been offering showers in her home to teenage refugees ever since the camp closed last year. “I feel beyond ashamed at the mayor’s approach. Now the camp has gone, people have no shelter, no way of washing themselves. I couldn’t bear to see the conditions they were living in, so now I let people come three times a week to shower in my home.” She said most people in Calais were unmoved by the refugees’ situation. “People here have become very hard.”

A refugee washes his clothes at a camp in Calais. Refugees have few opportunities to wash.
Why..Richard Feynmann
Is this England, where the tea, the pot?
The living haunt the dead with screaming eyes
Natural ,murder, war or suicide
Epidemics,plagues, the double crossed
The cemeteries would have been surpassed
Reduced to ash, the bodies once caressed
Disappear in flames, a Candlemass
We linger on the borders ,loth to move
Every cell with grieving is imbued.
The knock on the front door, the English park
The victims of the knife, the once blessed hearts
Is this England, where the tea, the pot?
All our old civilities forgot
No home fire burning coal with leaping flames
Boilers burning gas to heat our homes
Remind us of the dead, the Jews and Gays
Gypsies, backward children, where the graves?
In the end all selfhood gone, removed
No individual plot, no flowers ,headstones
No flesh, no eyes, not even just one bone
Haunt your cemetery if you must
The sun shines on the evil and the just

