Are we too flat?

My book awas criticised for its lack of appendicitises and spelling terrors
My Irish accent perforated Ulster
I had de Gaulle stones but they passed
I have very nasty onions on my feet.My big toe is like a thumb
My arches have elapses
The book was ok but the appendix was cursed
Well having 7 miscarriages saves a lot of money.Why don’t I shoot myself in the butt?
I said I’m going to Killarney, not barmy
With joints like mine,I’d never smoke one
Why do people smoke food?
He’s bought some new brutes for lockdown
Lose weight.Have a nervous breakdown