The Times declares that Johnson is obese
Distract us from the politics of gain
Wandering round the buffet we will eat
The Times declares that Johnson is obese
The readers joke he has a strange disease
Can he go on benefits and claim?
The Times declares that Johnson is obese
Distracts folk from the way they can Remain

A greater Britain cannot now exist
Boris is the immigrant we missed
Why not invite all his family?
Turkey is not the safest place to be

Europe is our enemy again
We have no Empire,God save our young men
If we wound or harrass France or Greece
Germany will follow where they lead

Britons have few manners and no sense
We are all too angry and too tense
The poor are full of shame, the rich are dense
Tax the rich & lower the Council’s rents

Boris are you here or have you gone?
Your Dad is French, this fiddling is foregone