Your kettle won’t boil
You have lost the tea bags
The water is not hot enough for you to take a bath
The TV won’t come on
You need some fish and chips
A button came off your coat
The cat is on your chair
Your phone needs charging
You want some cigarettes
Yout partner is in a bad temper
The sheets need changing
Your jeans are crumpled
How my heart sings 
There are people who call 999 when any of the above are happening! Do I laugh or cry? Thank you for making me smile today xxx
I once heard a real tape of people calling 999.One was trying to find a butcher’s shop.I wish I could find it.I am pleased it gave you a smile,Janet.Thank you.xxxx