Mike Flrmming copyright 2020
Sorry I’m not hearing,Leave a message
I can’t take calls this week,I have a deadline
My ringer is on and off
I am in bed with a man.He reads meters.Please don’t call him names
My phone bill is too high.Please call another idiot savant
I only skype now since the desktop broke
I don’t like your voice.Go elsewhere
Mother! I thought you had died.Please ring 999 or the Mail
Father, no she is not here.
Neither are you
Thanks for calling me names
I can’t take any more calls.Please email me at
2evil4you@.gmail.com
nasty123@tahoo.moc
coldheart 23@boho.net
iamfunnynow@harrowed.com
frantic22@ymail.com
How my heart sings 