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Sorry I’m  not  hearing,Leave a message
I can’t  take calls this week,I have a deadline
My   ringer is on and off
I am in bed with a man.He reads  meters.Please don’t call him names
My phone bill is too high.Please  call another idiot savant
I  only skype now since the desktop broke
I don’t like your voice.Go elsewhere
Mother! I thought you had died.Please  ring 999  or  the Mail
Father, no  she is not here.
Neither are you
Thanks for calling me names
I can’t take any more calls.Please  email me at
2evil4you@.gmail.com
nasty123@tahoo.moc
coldheart 23@boho.net
iamfunnynow@harrowed.com
frantic22@ymail.com

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