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I’ve been trying to drop a hint  all day.Will I ever learn?
She hinted  so much, she told the old story
He kept nudging me  with th gun in his pocket
He winked before he died ;he had seen God,he  looked funny.
Hints mean different things to different vultures
I believe in being straight forward: Ducks cough
He vaguely  hinted at  marriage until I asked him what axioms he was deriving his notions from.Then he ran off with a nurse from China.Do you blame him? I don’t  as I find myself really irritating.
I did get married, mainly out of politeness\
He was very good at Chess.He even managed to teach me.I hate games
I think drafts is too easy, that sounds wrong.
Snakes and ladders, oh,my bladder