How to swear secretly:English as a foreign language

Whitby by Katherine

 Ruddy bell
Grubby dell
Flooded cell
Ducks cough
Rocks laugh
Luck enough
Pluck wrath
Muck rough
Mocked fluff
Suck off
Sick laugh
Quick enough
Wack stuff
Black stuff
Flecked cuff
Oh,ram it all.I’m going to the gods
You are a shallow pool.
I say, are you wavy?
I’m disused today