
Life is when you can’t afford a picture and you decide to paint your own and then become a famous artist without really trying
Life is like when you lose your comb and have to decide whether to brush your hair with a toothbrush or a clothes brush.Or to just pour a jug of water over your head
Life is like you’re just starting a painting in the Art Class copying from a picture.The someone stands behind you and says.My,you’re ambitious.
Life is like you pay £100 for a filling in your wisdom tooth which then aches so much you have to have it out costing ,who knows?
Life is like you hate the dark winter but you can no longer tolerate heat
Life is like you are admiring your husband’s refusal to rush then you find he’s dying of a heart condition and can barely move at all
Life is like , your sick husband falls on the floor in the night and when you ring 999 you find they are very busy as it is a Bank Holiday so after 3 hours you have to get the police.
Life is like you order tea and it comes as a nug of hot water and a tea bag
Life is like you are having a wisdom tooth out and your neighbour tells you how terrible it will be and how someone nearly died from that