Now, stay calm.It’s only a keyboard.It can’t bite you.

There are always uncountably many more subjects than we can study in a lifetime.Why?
If you can’t sleep,  then daydream all night.Enjoy thinking of all those kind people who passed their jeans on to you.
How many hours should we streak, doctor? 
I mean I’m gonna shriek, doctor.
Now, stay calm.It’s only a keyboard.It can’t bite you.
Don’t you understand, I want to panic! That’s why we need men.To hug us.
Did you say panic or Munich?Both seem relevant now.
As for Jerusalem, I wish it were here then the people in Israel/Palestine would have less to make trouble about.We could put the entire city into a new museum in Scotland.
Then if Trump moves the American Embassy there, it will be here,  if you see what I mean.
Then we can fight on the Temple Mount while admiring the golden Mask.
That wailing wall is just what we need now to frighten Theresa May.
Theresa Maybe?