I found a new world wide web– of lies

I found a new world wide web– of lies.
I found the internet spelt internment in the newspaper.And you don’t bother with a trial.If they pick you, that’s it,free, gratis and even water skiing.Or was it hoarding?Can one hoard water?
My bladder burst!
I said I was browsing the web, not buying a  wooden  head.
She just can’t get rejected as yet.Bee Tree and Yolk Yolk and Who’d a  phoned are all offering her big disc  counts
What’s a world wide web of fear? Don’t do anything, it’s  almost here.
I think I  have no feelings , none at all.I am just a box of bricks.
You could have over-ruled me at night.
Try Outernet, the extraverts internet.
Why not invent a new word? Is it a sin? No it’s a sim.
Why not sin with your sim?
Ring the White House and
ask for  mercy for the over -aged.
From the over-raged…..
it’s
doubt-rageous!