She says she has blue tooth

She says she has blue tooth.That sounds like a horrible disease.I hope it’s not catching.
The Queen has blue blood.Is it Quink?
I broke my fountain pen.I was doing Su Doku in the loo.So you can guess what happened.I fell off the seat and the pen stabbed the cat’s tail and pinned it to the carpet.Why the cat is always there I can’t imagine.Anyway. he got angry and bit the pen , which jumped up   suddenly went down his throat nib first
So we’ve written him off ! And sent the pen to prison.