I didn’t know that he could even spell

He said he would be sending me an ode.
I didn’t know  that he could even spell
Then on his motor bike ,away he rowed.

What if my misgivings are a goad?
Not only can he spell, he writes as well!
He said he would be sending me an ode.

The bath we ran, alas, has overflowed.
I hope that ma and pa can’t ever tell
That on his motor bike,  he sometimes glows.

I have an outfit very a la mode.
And on my hair, I put that great green gel
He said he would be sending me a toad!

He  often darns the holes in my wool clothes.
And refers to me as  pretty little Nell
Sure, on his motorbike, he seems to glow.

On his bike he has a metal bell
It’s worth a lot if you like hearing words from hell
He said he would be sending me an ode.
Then on  his motorbike, away he  flowed