Solution to lack of hospital beds

Theresa May has ordered that all corridors in hospitals be relabelled as wards. and given names:
“Long thin dirty blue ward”
“Long yellow windowless ward”
Also toilets and cloakrooms.
A toilet is “An ensuite ward for one”
A bathroom is “a ward for people who like sleeping in water.”
Since a ward is  now anywhere with a trolley or bed  in it no logician can complain.And if it’s you there you’ll be too ill.You may  even be dead but as there is no nurse they don’t know.
It makes you think.