I wore my trousers upside down in May

I  found my trousers inside out today.
I looked at them with puzzlement dismayed
I forgot to use my rose deodorant spray.

I should have went to church  though yesterday
We need sweet,people for free tea and hay.
I wore my trousers  upside down  in May

If we do wrong, then will they have to pay?
The cat says he is  turning  into clay
I forgot to  use an evil eye to spy

My husband is a follower of Paul Klee
He bought Picasso’s cap from off E-bay
I felt his trousers were a site too frayed.

All the world’s enraged, so Shakespeare says.
He wrote fine sonnets without any play.
I forgot to wash his  trace off yesterday

Why moon, you are not silver, Sylvia says
What are the rights of spring, I meant to say?
I   found my trousers caught Virginia’s way.
My boyfriend took them off so we could  lay.
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