
He stole my heart and then he stole my love
I had to boil his linen in a pan
He was a demon, not one from above
He was a person usually called a man
A man expects his food and a clean bed
He consummates his love when he’s inclined
And whatevera wife has done or even said
His temper needs by wine to be refined.
They are another species quite remote;
Although they have a face in human form.
Their maleness pulls them without further thought
Until the sexual act has been performed
I think instead I’ll buy a dozen cats.
Or maybe I’ll play cricket with a bat.
