Stabilise me with tea

Doctor,doctor
What’s wrong?
My IQ keeps going up and down.
It must be low today
Why do you say that?
If you were wise you’d avoid the medical profession
Wisdom is not the same as Intelligence>
No,wisdom is a virtue.
But can you stabilise  mr
Where.. at the bottom?
Surely the top is better.
It depends on the weather

He that is down need fear no fall