1.Never listen to other people but keep talking non-stop.
2.Never speak when with others.
3.Always forget friends’ birthdays
4.Never give visitors a drink, not even water
5 Fill your language with swear words and curses if you do speak
6 Go to A & E if you cut your finger and complain when kept waiting
7.Don’t go to A&E with chest pain as you can stay at home and have a heart attack instead which will upset everyone who knows you.
8.Never use a deodorant in the summer nor change your socks.
9.Always keep your seat in the train even when old frail or pregnant people are standing up
10. Boast about how good you are.
11 Never apologise ever.
12.Keep apologising for no reason.
13. Never read books,newspapers or watch the News so you will not be able to talk to anyone except about yourself
How my heart sings 