These glasses are the cause of the poor summer

They say we should plan ahead for summer and so I got these UV protective sunglasses.But it’s the wettest summer for ages.Still they might come in useful in the winter when the sun is low in the sky..
I think soon the winter clothes will be on show and I find that a bit sad.I recall when M and S used to sell real winter coats made of wool.But now there are few about.I suppose it’s since more people got cars and they don’t need a long coat.But at the bus s  stop I need one.And padded jackets are too hot for the top half  of me and cold for the rest.Why do women dress as if they are going to climb a mountain or lie on the beach or chop wood.And why was I berated for baking my own bread?
As for men,I don’t like half length trousers very much.And where are the sports jackets in  tweed?What is so great about anoraks?
O f course some people look nice whatever they wear and  larger folk don’t have so much choice.I say go for the flowers,fruit or humorous T shirts/tops.Unless you are Leonard Cohen who dresses in grey and black and his house is decorated like that too.He has no pictures on the wall either.No wonder he’s been depressed all his life until when he was 70 he felt much better,