Thinking is bad for the brain

Thinking is bad for the brain

It goes totally under the grain.

Keep your mind empty

So you will have plenty

Of space  to see visions again.

 

Thinking’s unnatural  too.

It makes all your brain cells turn blue

Stop being active

Get wider perspective.

Not thinking’s so good it is true.

MW Word of 2015


This year, for the first time, Merriam-Webster has named a suffix as its 2015 Word of the Year, reflecting the fact that many of Merriam-Webster’s highest ranking words this year had one thing in common; they ended in -ism.

word-of-the-year-2015-ism

Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Year is determined using two simple criteria: the words must show a high volume of lookups and a significant year-over-year increase in lookups at Merriam-Webster.com. The results shed light on topics and ideas that sparked the nation’s interest in 2015 – and in 2015, it was clear that we had a lot of serious issues on our minds.

The words we look up reveal our curiosity, and are the beginning of reflection. People turn to the dictionary for spellings and meanings, it’s true, but it’s also clear that many people come to learn nuances and details about words they use and hear every day. A definition can help us form thoughts or serve as a point of departure for reflection; words like love, grace, and hero are among the most looked-up words daily.

Seven words ending in -ism triggered both high volume and significant year-over-year increase in lookups at Merriam-Webster.com. Taken together, these words represent millions of individual dictionary lookups:

socialism
fascism
racism
feminism
communism
capitalism
terrorism

It’s not simply sarcasm,you know.

I don’t know how to write about irony

It’s not simply sarcasm,you know.

It’s not meant to cut

But simply to put

A comment with a humorous glow.

 

When referring to political tyranny

Wit may serve better than steel.

Contempt is not good

For if not understood

The bleeding wounds may never heal.

 

But talking of Hitler and Stalin

And others  who encouraged great sin

Irony ‘s out

Clear speech leaves no doubt,

The inmates have possessed the Great Bin

 

 

 

Oh,John Joe was a farmer’s son

  • Oh,John Joe was a farmer’s son

    They lived up near the hills.
    When he went to tend his sheep
    He  gazed down on cotton mills.

    The rivers ran with water pure
    And so provided power
    Yet over these dark ruined towns
    The heathered hills did tower.

    Mary was a local girl
    She walked out on the moors
    She wore a dress of silky cloth
    Printed with tiny flowers.

    John Joe saw Mary dear
    When he was dipping sheep
    She peered over a dry stone wall
    And saw the new lambs leap.

    Her hair was long.Her hair was gold
    Her eyes singularly blue.
    In John Joe’s eyes she was so fair,
    What was a man to do?

    He watched her walking all alone
    Was she sad or sick?
    He showed her how his dog behaved
    He showed her shepherds’ tricks.

    Then one day,he held her hand
    As they walked to the Pike.
    They stood up there and gazed all round
    So John thought he would strike.

    He bent down on his right knee
    And spoke to Mary then.
    I’ve loved you ,Mary, since we met
    I hoped we’d meet again

    Mary smiled with her blue eyes;
    Her lips were pink and bright.
    I love you too and love the hills
    And. love the summer light.

    The next year they were married
    Mary wore white lace.
    She looked so happy then
    To know she’d her own place.

    The church bells rang,the people sang
    John and Mary wed!
    And naturally, when evening came,
    At last they went to bed.

    When Mary lay in John Joe’s arms
    She knew this was her home.
    And so for many. many years
    On those loved  hills they roamed.

    They cared for sheep and hens and goats
    They cared for children three.
    They never had a falling out
    But talked beneath a tree.

    From youth to age the years went by
    But John still loved his bride.
    And Mary too was happy
    With John Joe by her side.

    Their faces,lined, were full of cheer
    Their hair as white as snow
    And everywhere that JJ went
    Mary too did go.

    Until the day came for his death,
    He lay down in the grass.
    Mary ran and held him close
    And thus dear John did pass.

    The muffled bells rang from the tower
    John Joe was carried in.
    The parson prayed and hymns were sung.
    The sheep dog made a din.

    In the dark earth John was laid
    While Mary wept and cried.
    What will I do ,my  own sweet John ,
    without you by my side?

    So Mary grieved and wept and sighed
    And thus she spent two   years…
    The loss was great and bent her back
    with the weight of care.

    For when we open up our hearts
    We feel both joy and woe.
    This is the pattern of our love,
    Which like  a river flows.

     

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Word for tomorrow:Irony

When I said I wanted to be a mathematician they said ,You must be joking.Was that irony?
irony1
ˈʌɪrəni/
noun
noun: irony
  1. the expression of one’s meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
    “‘Don’t go overboard with the gratitude,’ he rejoined with heavy irony”
    synonyms: sarcasm, sardonicism, dryness, causticity,sharpness, acerbity, acid, bitterness, trenchancy,mordancy, cynicism; More
    antonyms: sincerity
    • a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often wryly amusing as a result.
      plural noun: ironies
      “the irony is that I thought he could help me”
      synonyms: paradox, paradoxical nature, incongruity,incongruousness, peculiarity

      “the irony of the situation hit her”
      antonyms: logic
    • a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character’s words or actions is clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.
      noun: dramatic irony; plural noun: tragic irony
Origin
early 16th century (also denoting Socratic irony): via Latin from Greek eirōneia ‘simulated ignorance’, from eirōn ‘dissembler’.

Allowed to play

My mother’s voice showed acidity

As she told me off for my libidity

But it came naturally

From nature to me.

Did she wish me to show men frigidity?

 

The whole human world would die straight away

If the boys and the girls weren’t allowed to play

We took tar from ‘tween cobbles

And blew  rainbow soap bubbles

But now I’m so past it, alackaday.

With her countenance so grave

A woman may have great sagacity;

In learning show her fine capacity.

Yet   with her  countenance so grave

The gentlemen suave

Leave her side with accelerating velocity

 

 

 

 

 

Dichotomy:the rhyme

A  studious  old  nerd says dichotomy

As he speaks with  much calming  economy.

He can speak for a week

Without taking a leak;

Then he pees with  pretentious  ferocity.

 

 

 

 

Dichotomy [ from online dictionary]

dichotomy
dʌɪˈkɒtəmi,dɪ-/
noun
noun: dichotomy; plural noun: dichotomies
  1. 1.
    a division or contrast between two things that are or are represented as being opposed or entirely different.
    “a rigid dichotomy between science and mysticism”
    synonyms: division, separation, divorce, split, gulf, chasm;

    “there is a great dichotomy between social theory and practice”
  2. 2.
    BOTANY
    repeated branching into two equal parts.
Origin
late 16th century: via modern Latin from Greek dikhotomia, fromdikho- ‘in two, apart’ + -tomia (see -tomy).