=She has nerves on wheels,
He’s a male biter despite her
| She got a male writer for Xmas.He was faking it as they got laid.So there was a sense of anti-climax |
| As naked as a ladybird.she has no shame but she got spots all over her face.Did she deserve it? |
| As wicked as they say when you had horns. |
| Near and dear to my tart was a cream jug filled with hot gravy.It was only a treacle tart to me but to her it was a hot dinner |
| Necessary evil is good |
| Rapacity under the cover of contention |
| Nerves have weals |
| Who was as nervous as a cat on a hot thin woof? |
| I am as nervous as a naked Serbo-Croat in a room full of people who speak only Franglsh |
| Never pull off tomorrow what you can ease off today.Start slowly by taking off your shorts.Keep your hair on!
If you never get dressed,you need never undress.How about a bath a day? |
| I took out a new lease on his wifeShe is frilled.
Can any man police my wife? |
| You are my ruby,my little JoobieIt was only a google doc to me,but to him it was a hole in the heart |
| Nice guys finish off with the women and the women are full of grate |
| They are like a fright a day in that office.They can’t use Word,they hate Office suite and now they have burned the Zoho Docs.I never saw anything so like you in all my horny prayers .
He bought me an apron for Xmas so I fried it for his dinner.That will do the trick… next year he may give me a sausage. And no,I never made a Freudian slip in my wife. He wants to borrow my life!  He thinks dreams are the elixir of a wife….. not that he was ever conscious in the true sense of the Word. What was the Incarnation?Was it long life milk? Why does bread rise in one hour? Put that in your wife and joke about it! |
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How my heart sings 