This cheered me up no end.I like cats and humor and madness
My dear…
My cat fell off the Woof.
Why was he mating with a dog?
Because he’s politically correct.
My cat fell of the Mall
Was he shopping?
No, he’s non materialistic…. he’s imaginary.
Like those queer numbers?
Be careful.You must not say,Queer number.
So what must we say?
Numbers of the imagination.
All numbers come from thje imagination.
SSshhh… we don’t want people to know numbers are a figment of the imagination.
Why not?
Life’s hard enough.
For what?
For living.
My cat rolled over me on the bed.
Was he asleep?
No,he’s training to climb Mount Everest.
My cat stole an egg.
Is he hungry?
No, he’s trying to grow a kitten in a bottle….
My cat talks to himself
Is that unusual?
Well,no,It’s impossible
How my heart sings 