Don’t believe me

I thought my stomach was rumbling but it was a dying wasp on my thigh
I felt my nose was running but the mask kept it on
My mouth was watering so I picked up a dry orchid and spat on the soil
My teeth chattered so much I couldn’t hear the slander at the dinner table
My throat was dryer than the Sinai desert in July
At the same time acid ran up my oesophogus.Not far enough
What is a biting wit?
I had dandruff until I went bald.Was it correlation or causation?
Can one give the hot shoulder to anyone?
I can’t kick you in the teeth till I have a knee replacement. No worries
My dentist committed suicide.It’s the death penalty with no comeback
I had so much wind I caused a storm in Biscay