How did he feel?
He’s dying to go to Heaven
I feel your pain
Leave it alone.
How is the doctor
Very patient.
How is the phone?
It’s not alive!
Oh,my.Where shall we bury it?
Where is my dinner?
On page 67.
Why are we eating on our knees?
So we can pray while we dine
Where is the cat?
She ate the goldfish and has gone to Confession
But can animals sin?
She can’t even talk
There are silent ways of sinning
If we get divorced we could give that a whirl
But we’re Catholics!
That makes it even more sinful
I can’t wait
But it’s not a sin
You bet?
How my heart sings 