How to get rid of your lover
Tell them you’re carrying a germ
Spray Dettol around your home
Put deodorant on your comb
Ask if they wash all their sperm
Nobody likes a rejection
But sometimes it’s better to leave
Be polite as your part from them
After all they’re gentlemen
No need to make men aggrieved
Would your prefer an arranged marriage?
My doctor says it worked for him
Remember you’re ugly
Though very snugly
Never get engaged on a whim
How my heart sings 