If you live near a psychopath
And can’t run
Then it will take your mind
Off the coronavirus
And if you have a UTI
You will want to die
Don’t kill him yet
Strange how a bodily pain
Feels like torture
Like houses had faces
And pictures of the three bears
Hung in your lounge
Suddenly when you were five
Turned into a bridge with three arches
Over a river
We truly believe
Then it goes.
The eyes are windows
The mouth is a door
There never was nose
At least we never heard it sneeze
It didn’t cough
Sometimes the chimney set on fire
But girls didn’t put it out
