Three for the price of one.
Unengraved
Invisible in the day time
Invisible all night
Special offer.Don’t mess about,
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Let god be with you where ever you are.
Feeling bad.. our gods are unbreakable even if an electron bomb falls off the shelf
Bombs for sale in strings if needed
Buy now,sell to Putin
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How my heart sings 