NHS ADVICE
“You should also cough and sneeze into tissues before binning them”
There was I, just throwing clean ones into the garbage
MY ADVICE
No toilet paper?
Cut the newspaper into squares, make a hole through one corner.Thread onto string and hang on a hook near the lav
How about those books you hate?
How my heart sings 
newsprint has become scarce and I can see no way of using websites 🙂
I think an earth closet and some leaves may answer your needs if not your prayers.What did people do before paper was invented.No, don’t reply
I will reply just to mention that it is why you must never offer a left hand for a hand-shake in Middle Eastern countries.
Thank you for reminding me,Mike.As always kind and intelligent.