I spilt the coffee on my yellow shoes
Why I wore them cleaning,do not ask
Now I got those nasty summer blues
Discussing women’s clothing is taboo
Apart from wondering if they wear a mask
I spilt the coffee on my yellow shoes
If I wear thick clothing I’ll get flu
In the heat I do not want to bask
Now I got those nasty summer blues
I wonder if a canal boat built for two
Would be a good investment that would last
I threw the coffee on my yellow shoes
They say contact with nature’s good for you
But my own time has turned to golden dust
Photons give men rights to turn to glue
Some go frigid, others suffer lust
I’ll be your sweetheart if you say I must
I spilt the coffee on my yellow shoe
No more will I attend at Waterloo
