For if you touch me, you will meet your end.

This dress called “wrap” has failed to enwrap me.
It  has  a mere two ties to hold its place.
The fashion page advice has  entrapped me
I might as well go bare or wear pure lace.

As I walk the skirt reveals my thighs
Magnificent in size and  perfect shape
Yet I did not wish to show my body  and its size
I need to buy a silken over-cape

For assuming that some buttons  or spare cloth
Would hold the fabric in to cover all
I failed to try it on and now feel wrath
I’m freezing and the men will not play ball.

Beware of these wrap dresses ,my dear friends.
For if you touch me, you will meet your end.