I am saving money locked at home
Whenever I go out I buy a drink
Not to mention books and garden gnomes
No bubble baths to cover me in foam
Lots more time to write and truly think
I am saving money locked at home
While I sleep, the elves and fairies roam
Putting dirty mugs into the sink
Dusting books and washing garden gnomes
Is Pope Francis locked down while in Rome ?
God looks down and even he might flinch
I will send the cash to help folk cope
Wisdom lies in libraries uncombed
Digital security’s a bitch
Not to mention research into gnomes
Might I disguise myself and be a witch
Can I do some magic and get rich?
I am saving money locked at home
Surrounded by my books and garden gnomes

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To fulminate against the hands of fate
To vent our anger on beloved friends
Will not repair our ills and our mistakes
But may bring friendships to a bitter end.
For who are we to know what is the best?
Who are we to choose when loved ones die?
And do not think this is a needed test.
As if on us God wastes his time to spy.
Once we were a joining of two cells
The lively sperm, a salmon riding high.
The egg awaiting without need for bells
Is fertilised and grows that which shall die.
Astonishing that we should live at all.
Unsurprising, that a loved one falls.

