I got a winter coat online 3 months ago.I have never seen a coat so strangely shaped
The shoulders are extremely wide so they drop off the ends of my own shoulders
This ensures that the sleeves are so crazily long that my whole hands are covered
The length should be lust below the knee but it is nearly down to my ankles
And I could wear a dozen thick jumpers under it [ may be useful in the cold[
The only positive thing I can say,I got it half price
!Instead of it upsetting me,I could not help being amused when I looked down at it
It’s the sort of thing a homeless person might get for a shilling from a Jumble Sale
Can I get free soup from a Convent?
How my heart sings 