My wardrobe

I got a winter coat online 3 months ago.I have never seen a coat so strangely shaped
The shoulders are extremely wide so they drop off  the ends of my own shoulders
This ensures that the sleeves are  so crazily long that my whole hands are covered
The length should be lust below the knee but  it is nearly  down to my ankles
And I could wear a dozen thick jumpers under it [ may be useful in the cold[
The only positive thing I can say,I got it half price
!Instead of  it upsetting me,I could not help being amused when I looked down at it
It’s the sort of thing a homeless  person might get for a shilling from a Jumble Sale
Can I get free soup from a Convent?

Photo by sergio omassi on

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