My  Celtic feet have bones but not much fat

I was bare as rocks are by the sea
My uniform had vanished  like the cat
I had to take exams  in geometry

I  felt  besmirched by nuns’ conformity
They always howled,  so pure they’d hit a bat
I was  as bare as babies on God’s knee

Nakedness displays  deformities
My  Celtic feet have bones but not much fat
I had to take exams  in geometry

My body seemed to cause hilarity
I had not typed it in the right format
I was  as  bare as swans  at Manningtree

I had no clothes,no pen, no mortgage fee
I left the room, I’m never going back
I  faked exams  in Greek and  poverty

My face was white, my eyes were blue and black
I   looked  so round ,I wore no corselette
I declare my  frocks  are up a tree
I had to  drop the bomb on  Coventry